unamusedsloth:

He hurt his foot. [via]

shego:

guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them

euo:

How has nobody settled for me yet I’m a solid 3

meanplastic:

*tries to watch sports*

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clannyphantom:

mary had a little lamb

whos fleece was white as snow

it went out to a club one night

and dropped it hella low

verygaygirlfriendspookymulder:

me whenever a drawing doesnt go my way: that’s it. i lost all talent. i’m no longer able to make art. i peaked. this is it. this is the end of days

communistbakery:

smh this dog has a terrible poker face

danglingthpider:

castielmyspell:

taco-of-the-violets:

castielmyspell:

things people do in fanfic no one does in real life

  • smirk every frickin five seconds
  • gulp
  • stutter to be cute
  • be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
  • chuckle gently
  • chuckle in general
  • make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
  • NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN

I chuckled so hard at this

fuck off

*smirks*

Anonymous asked: i'm not into fat chicks but if i wasn't already seeing someone id still totally bang you

puppehgal:

rendezvousramen:

rabbitlounge:

Even if I’m really thirsty, I’d rather not drink from the toilet.

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Perfection.